1. If you're going to go fast....keep a relatively constant speed because, if you slow down, I WILL PASS YOU....It is not a challenge....Its not personal on any level....I'm on cruise control! I don't want you around me....I'm listening to the Dennis Miller show....I'm also tired of looking at your stupid bumper stickers announcing that you're a bass fisherman and that you're an Arizona wildcat fan....
2. The photo enforcement people put signs up announcing that there is a photo enforcement vehicle ahead....so....it shouldn't be a brake-slammin' surprise when you notice it on the side of the road. Also, they really really do not ticket you unless you're 11 miles over the speed limit...the public announcements are not lies. You do not need to go 10 miles below the speed limit and almost cause an accident.....
3. Why on God's green earth do you speed up when you KNOW I'm trying to pass you? Once again, I'm on cruise control....and I'm not going so fast that I appeared out of nowhere. You were fine and dandy with your slowness until you realized that I was tired of driving slowly behind you in the fast lane and I was going to pass you...then it was ALL HANDS ON DECK and PEDAL TO THE METAL....really?....what is going through your little mind at that point?
4. Trucks are slow. Do not act surprised when you quickly come upon them....there are lots and lots of 18 wheelers on the 10....is this your first day behind the wheel?
5. And YES....I AM ignoring you...when you try to get my attention because you want me to wave you into my lane....I have a policy of no cutting and I don't want to have to explain it to you. Sit in line like the rest of us...you're not special.
OK....I feel a little better now.
Dennis Miller sucks. He jumped the shark right after his ego got bigger than the celebrity theatre.
Posted by: toddnottoad | October 19, 2009 at 02:41 PM