I don't love this show because it's quality TV (by any means), I love it because it is a cautionary tale for any person seeking love. Anyone who would go on that show is a certified idiot and it makes me feel great to see that there are so many idiots out there and that the "pool" of available people has been diminished by that amount. Schadenfreude? YES. Last night, for example, a woman couldn't think of what else to say and she decided to show the "Bachelor" her breasts. Incredible. If this is what I'm competing with in the singles market, I'm golden! To top it off, this woman couldn't believe that the Bachelor didn't want her after that. I must admit that it is a rare bachelor who wouldn't go for that but this guy has TV writers telling him what to do and ABC IS owned by Disney (at the end of the day). There is no current universe (that I know of) where a woman who shows her breasts (when there is a lull in conversation) is considered a "keeper" by any man. I'm sure several guys would consider "using" her now and again but is not girlfriend material. (Also, those guys are likely creeps too.) Earlier, a woman slipped a pair of panties in the Bachelor's pocket. What makes you think that's alright on any planet? Maybe I'm just jaded and old but I can't believe what I'm seeing these days. This show is great because it should be seen as an example of what people will do to be on TV and it should demonstrate what women should NEVER NEVER do if they are looking for a mate.
My favorite part is the beginning where, after an hour, the Bachelor eliminates a whole bunch of women. There is ALWAYS a woman who cries because she felt there was some sort of "connection." Wha?! I don't even know what to say about that one.
Also, the extreme level of narcissism that a person must have to consider being a Bachelor or Bachelorette. Sure, it's great to have a bunch of people fawning all over you but...how do you sleep at night and how many showers do you have to take? You're just an ass. In sum, I find this show incredibly amusing. It doesn't make me mad, it makes me laugh. What will these idiots do next? Rather, what will the writers tell these idiots to do next? I can't wait to see.
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