A crappy day ... or a day of crap.

Yesterday, I picked up a "prep kit" for my kidney test tomorrow morning.  Apparently, I have to "evacuate" my bowels for this test.  Wha?!  This is not a colonoscopy....they're looking at my kidneys.  They're a little higher up.  I tried to explain that to the miniumum-wage prep kit distributor lady but she didn't buy my arguments.  So....starting at noon today I start "prepping" for my test.  I can't eat very much during the day and have to drink some nasty solution tonight.  As twisted as this sounds, one of the foods I'm supposed to eat is Jello...which I'm really looking forward to because it's not on Mack's diet.  I'm, of course, not looking forward to spending my night in the bathroom.  Is this too much information?  Has that ever stopped me before?  Should I tell you how it comes out?  Ha!!